More proof I need help.
Jul. 18th, 2010 09:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
My intial response to this was "Hentai ship. *pause* tentacles? 83c"
Which eventually resulted in the following after some percolation through plurk:

Cthulhu/Sasuke OTP. They're rosy-cheeked and enjoying some delicious hot cocoa after ice skating.
Which eventually resulted in the following after some percolation through plurk:

Cthulhu/Sasuke OTP. They're rosy-cheeked and enjoying some delicious hot cocoa after ice skating.
Edit: ffff now with the actual freakin Roleplay secret link.
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Date: 2010-07-19 03:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-19 03:53 am (UTC)SASUKE AND CTHULHU HAVE A PURE AND TRUE LOVE THAT TRANSCENDS THEIR SUPERFICIAL DIFFERENCES.
And besides everyone knows it's NyaraSasu, not SasuNyara. SasuNyara would be soo OOC man.
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Date: 2010-07-19 03:55 am (UTC)also Nyarla always tops from the bottom, silly.
and somehow I clicked the wrong icon entirely :3c
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Date: 2010-07-19 04:06 am (UTC)Cthulhu is a nurturing soul; don't forget how he lovingly devours his followers first! (http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/who-will-be-eaten-first/) He can give Sasuke the gentle attention he truly deserves.
i love that fake chick tract
Date: 2010-07-19 04:23 am (UTC)It's delightful and I hear Itachi's voice in my head reading this reply's content aloud
Date: 2010-07-19 05:07 am (UTC)I mean have you even looked at the section on FFN? It's full of bad high school AU fic where they're in gangs and wear eyeliner and Hot Topic shirts.
And let's not bring up all the kittenfic...
Nothing there can compare to my 47-chapter epic where Cthulhu and Sasuke are on opposing sides during the Crimean War that I swear I'll be finishing any day now. You want tragedy? That's tragedy.
lol omg
Date: 2010-07-19 05:16 am (UTC)You know what's tragic? When being in the very presence of the one you love is enough to corrode your sanity, but you can't keep away. Holding your lover's hand for the last time before they strap him into a straitjacket. That's tragic.
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Date: 2010-07-19 06:57 am (UTC)Carry on, you two~
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Date: 2010-07-19 09:02 am (UTC)This discussion is also making me want to dig out my Lovecraft books and reread, it's been years.
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Date: 2010-07-21 05:13 am (UTC)If Sasuke saw the Great Old Ones that *would* explain his current batshittery in the manga... :|a
Date: 2010-07-19 08:47 am (UTC)Well, it was in fact Abdul Alhazred but I digress.Even the sight of him is enough to reduce anyone to gibbering dementia. I say we're even on this point.But come on, it's obvious what they have in common. Sasuke strikes out of the village on his own for revenge, cutting his ties with his teammates. Cthulhu lies sleeping in R'lyeh until the stars are right, when he will once again rise from his watery cyclopean crypt to drive humanity mad and devour them.
See? They're both misunderstood loners.
8|a maybe Madara is actually a G.O.O. and that is why we never see his face
Date: 2010-07-21 05:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-19 08:27 am (UTC)'fluff' & 'otp'?
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Date: 2010-07-19 08:29 am (UTC)/icon standoff
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Date: 2010-07-19 08:39 am (UTC)/watches Gojyo ruin it
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Date: 2010-07-19 08:55 am (UTC)/calls for backup
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Date: 2010-07-19 09:07 am (UTC)/attempts diplomatic approach, guys, lets not fight